Hey everyone! Sorry for the radio silence, it’s been a little crazy around here. 

Kim (aka kardashian) kidded with twin grade bucks, Rebel and Kettle. We are going to keep them, wether, and train them as cart goats. 
   
    

   
Caitlyn (aka speechless) had a huge single doeling-9 pounds at birth! She’s 75% grade ober, and her fancy name is Goatroper Farms Joan Aux Arc. We call her Joanie for short. 

Zhaan’s registration got done, and her horns finally came off yesterday. She seems much happier!

Ariel and Myriah are due to kid Thursday. Both are wide as whales and fairly miserable. 

We are going to give Ariel a year off after this. She’s an older gal, and while she makes beautiful kids, I worry about it wearing her down. Especially after last years bought with ketosis and uterine infection. 

Sally has decided she completely hates us and is literally living in a tree. She found a downed tree trunk and won’t come off it. I have to take her grain and back away slowly. This is even more awesome since she is due in 2.5 weeks. 

Get into goats, they said. It will be easy and fun, they said. They lie!